"Congratulations! So what do you think about your new arms and legs, Ms. Jones?"

"Well...I thought the doctor said they'd be more, um...realistic?"

"Oh I'm sorry, you might have misunderstood. I believe he said you'd need to be realistic about what your options were after quad disarticulation secondary to electrocution.

Now, let's get a dress on you and I promise you you'll blend right in. Then it's on to session one of gait training!"