"So why exactly are we up at 7:00 on a Saturday doing this instead of sleeping in?"

"Listen, you're the one who said she wanted us to get in shape. All our friends are playing pickleball these days, but we're not exactly built for that, are we?"

"I guess not. I mean you get around the court better than me, but that doesn't help when you have to hold the racket in your teeth."

"Ha ha. Anyway make sure you double-knot that, last time I almost tripped and broke my leg. Do you have any idea how much that would suck?"

"You are so fucking demanding, if you don't watch yourself I'll tie these so tight you'll be stuck in 'em and can't use your toes all day."

"You would never, you can't get enough of those toes. They had you screaming last night..."

"Okay...first of all? Eww. And second, don't flatter yourself. So are you gonna be nice today and run slow so I can keep up?"

"Not a chance."

"Sigh. Remind me again why I moved in after our second date?"