"Thanks for going to the wedding with me, none of the other guys were interested when they found out about my arms and legs. You like my dress? My sister's such a bitch, though, she wanted all the bridesmaids' dresses to be the same and wouldn't let me get it altered. I guess you'll just have to drape it over my wheelchair when you help me into it..."

Thanks again to :iconlatexcorsetgirl: for the original image ([link]). The "Where's her Legs" title seemed to call out for further adjustments. :)