"So, you like what you see? Hey, you're not even looking at my ass, are you...you're looking at my nice plastic legs I put on for you. So rude...you didn't even mention the old-school wood-and-metal arms I dug out of the back of the closet because I know you like them so much. I suppose you want me to wear a short skirt and sleeveless top on our date so I can show them off to everyone..."