I had ordered a shortie online and like the fool I am, I forgot to keep the box.

It turns out you cannot give yourself whatever you might like as a present for Christmas.

Now I need to return her, since my girlfriend said it was either her or the shortie. Well my girlfriend can't be returned, and her job allows me to buy things like this, so I guess I'm keeping her.

I was able to get shortie into this box, part way at least, but she keeps trying to get out.

Luckily, she is only head, hips, and legs, so it is hard for her to get purchase.

Maybe if I use this shipping tape to tape her legs together it will be easier?

This box is still going to be a tight fit.