Veronica looked quite unhappy with you.

Why did she have to look so damn sexy when pissed?

She was still wearing her clothes from work, but that wasn't the first thing you noticed.

"Do you know how long I've been lying here waiting for you to get home?"

You had no idea.

"Do you know how hard it is to drive home in halves?"

You had no idea.

"How hard it is to go to the bathroom when your top remains in the bed?"

You had no idea.

"Um, what happened?" you feebly manage.

"That blasted sawing illusion broke down again. The magician says I'm stuck like this 'til next Tuesday!"

God, she looked sexy when she was pissed.

But it was worth it. The magician asked for a third of his paycheck, but boy, it was worth it.