Dating a magician's assistant wasn't always easy. She was on the road a lot and there were all the evenings spent in rehearsal.
So you were surprised when you came home and found her holding her legs steady as she stood divided in your living room.
"Rehearsal finished early tonight. I brought these home just for you. I thought we could have some fun."
Yeah, it wasn't always easy, but times like this sure made up for it.