Helen goes from town to town swelling up in new and exciting ways. Today she comes to the home of the blueberry crazy determined to make her mark, or in better terms, juice her mark in the history books. Will you tune in? (This story is in early access on my Patreon and will come to DA on Nov 1st. It is also request month. Check links below.)

“Heyo, heyo!  What is up, everyone? We are coming to you today from the quaint town of Galensburg!”  Helen held her phone up in front of her face.  “We are in the hometown that started the massive blueberry tend.”  She laughed.  “Now I know it will be just pain and torture for you all to wait for me to start, but I am going to eat my blueberry candy at various locations across this quaint little down for you all, each place more. . .”  She licked her lips.  “Troublesome then the last.  So, you just have to wait and see what we have in store, huh?”  She giggled.  “It will be a fun weekend in the town that put blueberries on the map.  In fact, I am going to put a poll into the chat right now for where you want me to inflate first.”

              Helen smiled as she pressed a button on her phone.  “Now, I will just give you all five minutes for the results to come in.  In the meantime, why don’t you all chill out to some wonderful and chill music.”  She winked at them.  “Until then, stay juicy.”

              Helen smiled and looked around as she was now on mute for the time being.  “This place is nice.  I wonder how a nice small town like this could ever be home to massive blueberry women.”  She shrugged.  “Ahh, well, should make my job easier.  Usually, I have to tell people no, sir, it’s just part of the act.  I will be juiced eventually.  You have nothing to worry about.”  She held her hand over her mouth and laughed.  “But I am sure people here are used to this kind of stuff all the time.  Why in the world would I need to worry about people poking and prodding my body or having to roll me out of a building?  Nothing bad is going to happen.”