Ann is going to use a blueberry suit to become famous on social media.  Too bad for her she doesn't know that this suit is special and might make her into a real blueberry.  (This story was voted on by my Patreons and was the story of the month.  There is also a poll for part 2 already on my Patreon.  It will come to DA on July 21st.)

“It’s a blueberry suit.”

              Ann arched an eyebrow at Grant.  “A blueberry suit?  What am I going to use that for?  Who do you think I am?  Violet from Willy Wonka?”

              He ran in front of her.  “No but think of the views you could get.  These things are extremely hard to come by.  Hardly anyone else would even come close to owning such a wonderful piece of well. . . merchandise.  You could easily blow up for this.  In more ways than one.”

              She looked down at the blue suit.  “And I am sure you have a way to inflate it?”  Grant nodded his head.  “Ugh, sure, what the hell.  I don’t see what I have to lose as it’s your money.  Let’s get it all hooked up.”

              “Great.  Great.  I will fetch the pump.  Just wait right here.  Oh, wait.”  He pointed at her.  “In fact, why don’t you get dressed and such inside the suit?  Save us some time.”

              “Ugh, fine.  Fine.”  She pointed at him as she dragged the blueberry suit out of the box.  “But this better work.  Otherwise, you are going to pay me for the time I am wasting on this.  You hear me.”  As he began to walk away, she raised her voice.  “Do you hear me!”

              “Ugh, yes, I hear you.”  He lowered his voice.  “But blueberries like you won’t be giving orders for long.”