Never be the first one to leave, unless you want to see the juicy side of things.  (This story is only on my Patreon All-Access tier.)

The room went silent as the head of the small company entered the room.  “Thank you all for taking time out of your busy lives and coming to today’s oh-so-very important meeting.”  He took a deep breath.  “Now, I know most of you don’t know who I am, and I would like to keep it that way.  All you bottom feeders need to know is I am your boss.”  He snorted.  “And we have a problem.  A big problem.  It seems that you fools have really taken to slacking off here in the office.”  Jan gulped.  “Well, I won’t have that anymore!”

              He turned around.  “We are putting in new measures that will help ensure you all keep at your work.  If any of you are found to be taking an unauthorized break, then our new punishment system will kick in.”  He snapped his fingers, and the projector flipped on to show a picture of rows upon rows of blueberries.  “Lovely, aren’t they?  Well, if you fuck up, you will be getting to know the blueberries much more personally.”  He slammed his hand against the wall.  “Do I make myself clear?”