Nora and Heather get a package that wasn't meant for them.  But overcome by curiosity they decide to try it, and it has some. . . strange results.  (This story is only on my Patreon All-Access tier.)

Heather grabbed the package. “Inner Doll Industries brings you our home version. Have the fun of a life-sized doll with this spray. You won’t be disappointed.” She shrugged. “How do you get a doll with spray? They must be on some pretty damn good drugs.”

             “Yeah, I don’t think such things are possible.” Nora gasped. “What are you doing?” She tried to stop Heather as she pulled the can out of the box. “We are in enough trouble as it is.”

             “I just want to see it. Is there any harm in that?”

             “Give it here. I am putting that thing back where it belongs.”

             “No way.” Heather spun around. “Not until I read the instructions.”

             “You read the box.” Nora reached around for the spray can. “You know what it does. Now give it.” As they fumbled about for the can, Heather’s fingers pressed down on the trigger. With a cold blast of air and a fresh pine scent, Nora was blasted right in the chest. “Ughhhh!”

             “Oops.” Heather giggled. “Sorry.”

             Nora wiped herself off. “Great. Now I am all sticky.” She pointed at her girlfriend. “Now, put that back before you do something stupid.” As she was wiping herself off, Nora’s body started to feel weird, almost warm. “I. . . umm. . .” The feeling became so intense that she began to rub her arms. “Oh god.”