This story will come to DA on May 15th.  Sorry for the delay, things have been very hard and odd lately.

              You wake up in your apartment, your body still bright blue.  “I guess this isn’t going to change that easily.”

              “Good morning, sunshine.”  You gasp as Pam walks into the room with a plate of pancakes.  “How are you doing?”

              You blush, your cheeks turning bright blue. “I am doing fine.  What are you doing here?”

              Pam smiles at you. “Well, a little birdy told me yesterday where she lived, and she didn’t want to be alone in her blueberry condition.”  She winks. It’s okay. I won’t let you swell up that easily.” Pam hands you the plate of pancakes. Eat up. They are blueberry flavored.”

              “What?”

              “I am kidding.  They are just regular ole pancakes.”  She laughed.  “So, what does a blueberry like you have planned for today?”

              “Work.”  You eat at my wonderful syrupy gift.  “I just hope people don’t freak out.”

              “Need my help, dear?”