Flying can be scary. But how do you handle you fear of flying if you are a blueberry who will juice and swell when you are in the air? (This story is in early access on my Patreon and will come to DA on Jan 27th.)
“Are you sure I can’t come with you?” Landon rubbed Christen’s shoulders. “California is such a long ways away. I am going to miss my lovely blueberry.”
Christen kissed him, feeling her juices bubble as their lips touched. “And I am going to miss you. But Linda just wanted us to go. Apparently, there is some so-called blueberry virus going on over there, and while we believe the situation is completely blown out of proportion by the media, it might still be safe for you to stay here.” She grabbed his cheek. “We only want one of us to be a cute blueberry, now, don’t we?”
“I mean, it might be more fun if we were both juicy.”
She put her hands on her hips. “No way. I have my hands full working with two blueberries at my job and the juicing that comes with it. I don’t know what would happen if you were one as well. Especially if we. . .” She gulped. “Oh my god, if we did it, we would swell so much.”
“So?” Landon laughed. “You say that like it is a bad thing.”
Her cheeks turned bright blue. “But who would juice us? You don’t think these things through Landon. You just—”