What happens when one loses a coin that can grant dirty wishes?  I don't know.  Maybe you should ask the woman whose breasts are looking a tad inflated.  (This story is only on my Patreon all-access tier and contains breast expansion and ass expansion.)

Linda strode out of Alexa’s Pastry shop with a bounce in her step. “I can’t wait to get these cupcakes home. Jerold is going to be so happy.” A sparkle on the ground caught her eye. “Huh?” She knelt down, setting the tray of cupcakes gently on the pavement. “Why, I don’t believe it. This is the strangest-looking penny I have ever seen.” She held the coin up in the light. “I wonder what it would be worth? I mean, who the hell puts a woman’s ass on one side and a pair of breasts on the other?”

             She shrugged her shoulders. “Ahh, well. I can’t think too much about it right now. I have to get these things home before the cold gets them.” Linda picked the cupcakes up. “I want them to be nice and fresh.” She hurried towards her SUV, unable to get the thought of the strange coin out of her mind. “Though I do wonder what it would be like to have bigger breasts. It has always been on my mind.” She giggled as she used the key fob to unlock her vehicle. “Maybe in the future, I will try something like plastic surgery. If I can ever afford it on my salary.”

             Linda set the cupcakes on top of her red SUV and then opened the back door. As she did so, the strange coin slid out of her pocket and bounced on the ground, landing with the twin breasts side up. Suddenly, she felt a peculiar warmth flood her chest, and her jacket tightened. “Ughh.” She moaned as she looked around. “What the hell was that?” Linda shivered in place. “Ugh, this stupid thing fell out of my pocket!” She bent down and picked up the coin. “Huh?”