Nora is worried about her friend Noel.  It has been a few days since she had seen her.  And now there are strange rumors that blueberry people are popping up.  Nora is going to find her friend, no matter the juicy cost.  (This story is in early access on my Patreon and will come to DA on Dec 15th.  The story contains blueberry inflation.)

“You didn’t see them did you?”

             “See who?”

             “The blueberries?”

             Nora turned around to face the strange woman. “The blueberries? No, I don’t think I have seen any blueberries today. I haven’t exactly gone to the store or anything.”

             The woman grabbed Nora and shook her. “I am not talking about your garden variety blueberries here. I mean human-sized blueberries. They are either human-shaped with enormous boobs and asses or massive round balls.”

             Nora burst out laughing. “Okay, that is a good one. Really.” She held her chest. “You have to be crazy to think blueberry people are real. Did you watch one too many movies as a kid?”

             The woman smacked Nora in the gut. “I am not making this up! Didn’t you see the news?”