Greta isn't one for Halloween even though her neighbors love it.  This year though her neighbors are not just going to stand around and let Greta ruin things with her drab house.  She is going to get in on the Halloween spirt or else.  (This story was the Patreon story of the month.  It contains inflation and a pumpkin TF.  It will come to DA on Nov 27th.)

“What the hell?” Greta rushed outside and was greeted by jack-o-lanterns, spooky skeletons, and a black cat figure on her mailbox. “Ughh.” She quickly tore everything down. “What is wrong with you people. I said I don’t want any part of this!” She picked up one of the jack-o-lanterns. “Why can’t you all leave me alone!”

             Greta tossed the pumpkin into the street, hitting a woman in a witch outfit. “Oh fuck.

I am so sorry.” The lady shrieked. “Oh crap.” She laughed defensively as the lady walked up to her. “Umm, I am sorry about the costume. If there is anything I can do.”

             “Costume?” The woman gave an unsettling laugh. “You think this is a costume.” Greta gulped as she noticed the woman’s wrinkled face. “Young lady, who do you think I am?”

             “Umm. One of my pesky neighbors?”

             The woman laughed again. “No. Of course not. I am a witch!”

             Greta was the one to laugh this time. “Ya right. You would have to be pretty bonkers to believe you were a real-life witch.” She gulped as her lips were suddenly zipped tight.