Noel has a strange lady to treat today.  A woman came into the hospital complaining about swelling.  But it is much more than that as the lady is a giant blueberry by the time Noel arrives.  Hopefully Noel doesn't come down with the blueberry virus herself.  (This story is only on my Patreon all-access tier.)

“What! No. Look here.” Noel walked around her body and up towards the woman’s head. “I am here to try and help you. I don’t want to hear any more of this blueberry nonsense.” She ran her hand along the woman’s bloated stomach. “You are severely overweight, and this shade of blue can’t be healthy. And somehow, you seem to be getting bigger by the moment.

We need to run some tests. I will send someone for that.” She lowered her voice. “If I can find someone who isn’t scared of coming down with what you have.” Noel face palmed herself. “My colleges are nuts if they think they are going to catch this.”

             The lady giggled. “Oh, they should be.”

             “Huh?”

             “Do you want to know how I got this way, doc?”

             Noel blinked her eyes. “Well, of course. This is some unknown medical phenomenon. If you have any idea how it happened, then please let me know. It will go a long way to treating you.”

             “Lean down then so I can more easily tell you.” Noel did as she was told. “There. That is, it.” The blue lady slowly reached for her breasts and squeezed one of her nipples, squirting the blue juice into Noel’s mouth.

             “Eehhhhh.” Noel shot up in surprise. “What the hell?” She wiped the blue gunk off her face. “Do you think that was funny?” Noel snorted. “Just for that, I am going to have some aids come in here and restrain you.”

             The blueberry lady giggled. “Oh my.”