It's Vallenties day and Nora is out on date with her loved one.  This date is going to be one to remembered.  (This story is currently in early access on my Patreon and was the story of the month.  Part 2 already has a poll up for people to vote on.)

“Nora. Please just wait a moment.”

             She looked down at him. “What is it?”

             “Listen to me very slowly.” He reached up and took her hands. “You are growing. Honey, you are almost nine feet tall.”

             She bent over and laughed. “Ohh, that is a good one.” Nora slammed her hand on the table, the salt and pepper shakers jumping into the air. “I do have to say I love your humor, Henry.”

             He shook his head. “It isn’t. . .”

             She looked at her ring. “I mean, you did get this ring from Growth Dreams, right? Must be part of a joke. Make me think I could be growing.” She threw her head back and laughed. “Oh, I love it.” Her eyes widened as her knees struck the bottom of the table. “What?” She looked down and noticed that Henry was now indeed smaller. “Wait.” As she bent down, she saw her rear end was stuck in the booth. “Nooo. I can’t. . . this isn’t possible.”