Alright, second time's the charm, maybe this format will work. I don't want to use the "literature" submission option because it doesn't even let me use indents. I don't mind the aesthetic of Eclipse, but the loss of functionality? Seriously? Anyways...
Edit: Sincere apologies for weird formatting.
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An adventurer makes a ruckus while drunk off his ass and agrees to replace the damaged goods... unfortunately, that included a lot of Cowgirl Milk...