I had intended this for the contest, but obviously I've missed it by just a wee bit.&nbsp; Somehow I doubt I'd have won, though, unless there was a prize for "most likely to be read at author's trial."<br /><br />...yeah, so while I doubt anyone is actually reading this description before the story itself, I feel I should say that this one gets kinda fucked up, even for this community.&nbsp; (No one really gets hurt, though.&nbsp; Well... not really.)