This story first appeared simultaneously on BigCloset and TGStorytime in February 2017.<br /><br />My other free stories can be found at:<br /><ul> <li><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.tgstorytime.com/viewuser.php?uid=8445">TGStorytime</a></li> <li><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/book/30192/trismegistus-shandy">BigCloset</a></li> <li><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://shifti.org/wiki/User:Trismegistus_Shandy">Shifti</a></li> <li><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.fictionmania.tv/searchdisplay/authordisplay.html?word=4122">Fictionmania</a></li> <li><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://archiveofourown.org/users/Trismegistus_Shandy/pseuds/Trismegistus_Shandy">Archive of Our Own</a></li></ul><br />I also have six ebooks for sale, most of whose contents aren't available elsewhere for free. Smashwords pays its authors higher royalties than Amazon.<br /><ul> <li><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/trismegistusshandy">Smashwords</a></li> <li><a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00I14IWV6">Amazon</a></li></ul>