The curvaceous angel stood and brushed some dirt off her robes. “That could’ve been a softer landing, buuuut… I think I’m here!” The freckled redhead was somewhat of an outlier in heaven, where she came from, but here on earth she was a knockout- standing at six foot even, with breasts like prize-winning watermelons and booty for days.
Lucy walked up to the front door of the house in front of her and knocked, waiting patiently for an answer. The door opened to reveal a much shorter blonde, but Lucy had to admit she was gorgeous. “Hi!” she bubbled. “Is this Coven house Tau Alpha?”
“Uhhhh…” the witch turned to face the inside of the house. “Porsh, do we have a Greek letter designation?”
“Yeah, it’s Tau Alpha, you goober,” Lucy heard from deeper inside.
“It seems it is. Can I help you?”
“Yes! I, um, I’m here on a cultural exchange program? I’m supposed to talk to someone named Darcy?”
Rose pried her eyes out of the angel’s cleavage. “I’ll… go get her. Come in and make yourself at home in the meantime.”
The angel strode into the house, reluctant to disturb anything, so she ended up standing awkwardly in the foyer. In a few minutes, Darcy came down the stairs from her study. “There must have been a mix-up, because I do not recall anything about receiving an angel into the coven.”
“A what?!” Rose shouted.
“I would’ve thought they all had blonde hair… and smaller tits,” Portia added.
Lucy blushed. “I apologize, Darcy, I haven’t introduced myself yet! My name is Lucy! And I, um, yes, I am kind of an outlier for my kind, I suppose. But I’m also pretty small for an angel, in terms of bust, at least.” She crouched a little and handed Darcy an elegant looking envelope. “This letter should have all the details of my stay here! Most pressing is that you have to send someone to Heaven in my stead.”
“Hmmm… I cannot really spare anyone at the moment.”
“What if we sent them the MaddieBot?” Rose asked. “Does heaven accept robots?”
“If it has some degree of sentience, it should be just fine!”
“Dammit,” Portia swore. “They’re definitely not sentient.”
“Why don’t we catapult Cece up there? Keep her out of our hair for a bit,” Maddie joked as she walked up to the existing conversation.
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“Have fun on your trip, Cece!” Maddie waved as the cow launched into the clouds. “Is that really how you get to heaven? There’s no better way, like an elevator or something?”
Lucy shrugged. “We don’t usually move between dimensions that much.”
Not a moment after the angel finished her sentence did Cece come plummeting back down to earth.
“Wow, you’re that awful, huh?” Maddie teased the cow.
“What? What year is it?” the cow goddess asked.
“Cece, it’s been like five seconds since you left.”
“It can’t be! I was up there for years!”
“Oh, yeah,” Lucy giggled. “Time is a little different up there. Cece has probably experienced all there is to heaven in the time she’s been gone!”
“Does that satisfy the exchange program?” Portia asked.
“Yup! But I get to be down here for the next… hmm… hundred years or so?”
“I suppose we should introduce you to the rest of the coven then…”
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Lucy decorates her new room
"I hope you don't mind that the only open room was the basement, Lucy," Cass said. "We just finished remodeling it, though."
"It's fine, Cass! I'm sure it'll work out just fine!" The angel grabbed her paintbrush again. "I just have to finish my astronomically accurate starmap on my ceiling."
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Lucy shows off some angel magic
"Alright, gals, this is something cool, so I wanted to show you all," Lucy said, gathering the coven in her room. She mumbled an incantation and the painted stars on her ceiling began to glow faintly.
"Is that... it?" Portia asked. "I don't want to sound unamazed, but that doesn't seem to have done much."
"I'll call you back in here in a couple hours, then you'll see what I did."
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"Are they... different than before?" Heidi asked, looking up at the ceiling. "Do they move according to the date?"
"Yup! Isn't it awesome?"
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Lucy takes a few Coven girls for a tour of her finished room
"So I think you all saw the starmap on the ceiling," Lucy said to Maddie, Cass, and Portia. "But I added some clouds yesterday. I think they're fun!"
"Is that a salt lamp?" Maddie asked, pointing to Lucy's nightstand. "Aren't they for anxiety or something?"
Lucy shrugged. "I just think it looks neat!"
Cass pointed to a ring floating on another table. "Is this-"
"DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Lucy shouted. "It's my halo. It's very precious to me."
"Sure, whatever you say."
"And I have one of those TV things. I think this one is kinda old." Lucy indicated a 12-inch CRT box.
"Oh, goodness, Lucy, we can get you something better than this," Portia said. "Let's take you furniture shopping..."
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Maddie and Cece take Lucy shopping
"Hmmm, I'm not really sure what cup size you are, but I suppose it doesn't really matter!" Maddie chirped, eyeing over Lucy's bust. "Just pick out the bras you think are cute and we can make them fit!"
"How about, um... this one?" the angel asked, picking up a blue number with gold stitching.
"Cute as hec- heaven!" Maddie caught herself.
"Hey Lucy! If you're done with Titty Princess over there, come check out panties with me!" Cece called from the other end of the lingerie section. "We've gotta get that fat ass of yours into something sexy!"
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Lucy tries to get a job
"I just wanna warn you that humans can be... terrible. Especially when you're a busty waitress," Jenny said as she signed the paperwork to hire Lucy at her restaurant.
"Oh, I'm sure it won't be that bad! And if it is, I can just condemn them to eternal damnation."
Jenny's face flushed white. "You can *do* that?"
"No," Lucy laughed. "But I suppose I could write a strongly worded letter to heaven."
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Lucy has an amazing first day as a waitress
"Hi Maddie!" Lucy chirped on her way inside, passing by the witch's latest customer.
"You're chipper. Good day at work?"
"Uh huh! I got a lot of good tips! Jenny said there were a lot of college boys in and they only tipped well because of my bust, but that's fine! I know it's fantastic, after all!"
"You know, some people would say leering at someone is harassment. Just let Alexia know if you need someone straightened out."
"Their posture was fine, Madeline! Silly goose. The only downside is the harlot Jenny has working in the kitchen. *Abbadon*."
"She has a full name?"
"Yes! She's a blight upon the restaurant!" Lucy stamped her foot in frustration.
Maddie wrapped an arm around the angel gently stroked Lucy's upper arm. "I know Jenny's been working with her. I don't spend that much time around Abbi, but she seems to have made a lot of improvement."
Lucy grumbled. "I'm gonna get some ice cream... or nachos."
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Lucy spends her tip money on something she always wanted, but they never had it in heaven
Portia descended the stairs towards Lucy's basement room, swearing she heard something unmistakable. The door was wide open, which meant Lucy didn't mind people entering. Poking her head in, Portia's suspicions were correct. "Lucy, where did you get a pinball machine from?"
"This human convention called a 'yard sale.' It was great!"
"How did- how did you *afford* a pinball machine?"
"Lots of good tips! We don't have these in heaven, but I've always really wanted to try one, and it's just as fun as I imagined it would be!"
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Lucy has issues with her restaurant uniform pants being too smol
Lucy stomped her way to the order pick-up window, her curves bouncing with each step. "Abbadon! You reverse this this instant!"
"Huh? What do you mean, Luce?" Abbi feigned ignorance as she looked through the window to the restaurant floor.
"Don't you play dumb with me, infernal wench! You did this to me!" Lucy half-turned and pointed to her booty, which was on the verge of falling out of her skirt.
"I would never dream of messing with you, Lucy," the succubus said, pouting. "I just want to be nice to you!"
Lucy stomped off as grumpily as she arrived, saying something about texting Cassandra, and Abbi snickered watching her ass jiggle.
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"Um... Ms. Jenny, can I take the rest of the afternoon off? I can't keep my uniform presentable," Lucy squeaked, turning sideways to reveal her butt hanging halfway out of her skirt.
Jenny's jaw dropped. "Luce- how did-"
"Oooooh, it's that Abbadon!" Lucy fumed. "I know she's the one behind this! But she won't do anything about it! She just wants to see me suffer out here so I'll quit!"
Jenny stood up from her desk, pulling Lucy in for a hug before realizing her head was going to land directly in the angel's cleavage. "Lucy," she said, releasing the hug and holding her at arm's length. "I'll talk to Abbi. You just get back to the coven house."
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Jenny teaches Lucy some cooking stuff, so that she can make her own mega meals
"Alright, you just lay out your tortilla chips like so," Jenny began, arranging them on the largest plate the coven had. "And then you can add whatever you want- cheese, peppers, onions, that vegan meat crumble thing, sour cream..."
"I would like all of those, yes."
"And then you just stick it in the oven for a little bit, and tada! Nachos. Now stop bugging me at 3 am for them, please."
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The Coven comes to eat at Jenny's restaurant
"You all know there's no coven family discount, right?" Jenny asked as she seated the seven witches. "I still have to pay bills to run this place."
"Don't worry, sis, we're good for it!"
"And I suppose you don't need menus, I already know all your favorites..."
"And deny us the chance to be waited on by your angelic employee?" Portia teased.
Jenny rolled her eyes. "Fine, fine, I'll send her over..."
In a few minutes, Lucy bounced her way over, clad in her Jenny-approved black v neck and skirt. "Hi, everybody! I'm Lucy, and I'll be your server this evening. What can I getcha started with?"
"That's a surprisingly concealing shirt, considering..." Heidi whispered to Alexia.
"Shush," Maddie scolded. "Don't heckle our waitress. Lucy, you look great."
"Thanks!" Lucy bubbled. "Can I get you some drinks?"
"Uhhh... just water for now, I think, Luce," Rose said. "Anyone want something else?"
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Lucy makes a friend
"Well howdy!" Bella greeted the angel outside her new home. "What can I do ya for?"
"Hi!" Lucy said. "I'm just exploring the Ranch! Meeting new people and making friends!"
The cowgirl stood to the side. "Come on in then! Val and I can always use new friends!"
Lucy stepped into the contemporary-style house and plopped onto their couch. "This is a lovely home! Reminds me of the coven house a little bit."
"Thank you kindly!" Bella said. "Gals, come on in here, we have a guest!"
"A guest, huh?" Cam asked, walking into the living room while playing Cow Collector. Dawn bounced in behind her, with Lyla coming down the stairs with Val, who was visiting from her mega barn.
"Hi! My name's Lucy, I'm an angel!"
Dawn fell onto the couch next to her. "An angel? Then, like, why isn't your hair blonde?"
"We're not all blondes..."
"And where's your halo and wings?" Lyla asked.
"My halo is at home. I could manifest my wings, if you want!"
"Aren't you the waitress at Maddie's sister's food joint?" Cam asked.
"Yeah! You should come by when I'm working!" Lucy happily played twenty questions for the next few hours…
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Lucy makes the supreme plate of nachos
It was a marvel of engineering by the time Lucy finished. She almost didn't want to eat it. Until, of course, the smell wafted out of the open door on the oven. Stacked high with chips, diced peppers, salsa, cheese, sour cream, and vegan meat, Lucy swore she was back home as she pulled the plate out barehanded.
"Mmmm... fantastic," she whispered while setting it down on the kitchen table. The chips were arranged so that each layer supported the next one above it, leaving a space for toppings between them. The angel dug in, pulling chips with either hand, shoveling them into her mouth like she was an anime character eating a bowl of rice. In less than a minute she finished it off, casually considering making another plate...
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Gwen and Portia study Lucy. For "science"
"That's what, her... eighth plate of nachos?" Gwen asked.
"Ninth, actually!" Lucy chirped. "Keep 'em coming, gals!"
"Where is she putting these?" Portia whispered to her colleague.
"I have *no* idea," Gwen whispered back. "Jenny! Another one!"
Lucy squeaked out a little burp, blushing bright red and wiping her mouth off with a napkin. "Excuse me!" The angel giggled. "Angels have big stomachs! Much bigger on the inside!"
"This bish says she has a tardis stomach?" Portia asked Gwen.
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The study continues into researching the effects of Lucy's milk
"Alright, we have our test subjects. Rose, Maddie, you ready?" Portia asked.
"Yup!" Maddie answered. "I'm excited that I get to participate in one of these now!"
"As ready as we'll ever be, doll face. Give us the angel milk!"
The pink haired co-conspirator handed the test witches each a glass of Lucy's thick milk. "Drink up, thots!"
Maddie was already halfway through hers. "Holy shit," she said, finishing it off. "I wish *my* milk tasted this good!"
"So, Maddie, how do you feel?" Gwen asked, pulling a clipboard and pen out of seemingly nowhere.
"Well, uh... normal? No, wait... back... on fire..."
"Oof, mine too," Rose added. Portia and Gwen helped their subjects remove their shirts and bras, now observing two bright red strips of skin on their upper back.
"Hmmm..." Portia stared at them. "I think I know-"
"Ack!" Maddie shouted, bending backwards suddenly as two feathery wings sprouted from her skin. They grew huge, reaching above her head and bending down so the tips of the feathers nearly reached the floor.
Rose wasn't far behind. "Gah!" In moments, both Rose and Maddie had huge, angelic wings.
"Do you think we can fly with these?" Maddie asked.
"Only if yours are extra large to compensate for your tits," Rose teased.
Maddie casually cast a spell, smugly grinning at Rose. "What's that about boobs, Rose?"
Seconds later, Rose's handfuls were burgeoning larger, surging past Maddie's extreme size, pulling her down to the floor. Rose helplessly flapped her wings, trying to lift herself up.
"Maddieeeeee," Rose whined. "You butt, change me back."
"Hmmm... nah," Maddie said, rising a few inches off the ground. "I'll let you know how flying is, though!"
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Lucy and Abbi blow some of that well earned tip money
"Luce, where the heck are we gonna keep this thing?" Abbi asked as they carried their prize out of the store.
"What, you mean you don't have space in your place?" the angel replied.
"I thought we were putting it in the coven house!"
"Nuh uh, the gals would use it all the time."
"I thought you were all about sharing, little miss goodie two shoes!"
"Yeah, until I can't get Maddie's butt out of this massage chair!"
The succubus giggled. "True, she does tend towards hedonism..."
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The cows come by for lunch
"Hiya!" Lucy bubbled as she approached the cowgirls' table. "I'm your waitress! What can I get ya?"
"I would like, ummm... Bella, what was I gonna get?" Dawn nudged her friend.
The country cow smiled and looked at Lucy. "She wants some chicken fingers and a chocolate shake. I'll have the onion rings and a cheeseburger with a coke."
"I'd like the fish tacos with an iced tea," Val added.
"Fajitas for me, please!" Lyla said. "Water is fine."
"A salad to start, then mozzarella sticks and a chicken parm sandwich, please," Camilla finished.
"That should be good for round one, Luce," Lyla said.
"Sure thing, gals! I'll put that in right away!" Lucy bounced off to the kitchen to deliver the order to her recently-befriended succubus coworker.
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"Round seven, gals! Enjoy!" Lucy bubbled, setting the plates down in front of the respective cows.
Dawn giggled and stuffed a hundred dollar bill in Lucy's exposed cleavage. "This is for, like, being such a nice server lady!"
The angel blushed but couldn't react before the other four cowgirls followed suit, shoving over 500 dollars between Lucy's boobs. "I- uhm- thanks, gals! You could just leave the tip at the end though..."
"Oh, that's not even the tip yet! We just really like you!" Lyla said.
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Lucy and Abbi carefully strode to the cowgirls' table, the huge sundae held between them. "One mega-ultra-turbo-sundae!" the angel bubbled. Quieter, she added, "Yes, made with angel milk, as requested..."
"Goodie, goodie! I wanna be an angel!" Dawn clapped her hands excitedly.
"I don't think it'll turn you into an angel, hun," Bella said.
"Awww," the bimbo cow bemoaned. "I bet it'll still taste, like, super good though!" Before diving in, the cows tipped Abbi the same way they had Lucy.
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Lucy plays with demon butte at work
*Whack* "Why is it so... big?" the angel asked as she swatted at Abbi's butt.
"Bigger is better, you silly angel. Come to think of it, you could use some more padding downstairs..." The succubus grinned before feigning the motion of a spell.
"Don't you dare!" Lucy shouted as she whacked Abbi's booty, spinning the demon around.
Jenny poked her head into the kitchen. "You two okay back here? Lucy, shouldn't you be out on the floor? And stop messing with Abbi's butt. I'm trying to run a business here!"
Abbi turned towards her boss while Lucy turned crimson. "The only one who comes in on Sunday mornings is Cece and her cows, and she'd probably approve of this behavior."
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"Like what you see back there?" Abbi teased.
Lucy blushed. "It's just so big!" The angel sank her hands into Abbi's pillowy cheeks.
"Mhm," Abbi purred, stepping back slightly to press her booty into Lucy. "Get a nice good grope..."
The angel almost didn't realize as Abbi's true form--her inky, gooey shape--was molding over her hands. She yanked her arms back suddenly. "Hey! No demon stuff!"
"Would it be so bad though, Lucy?" Abbi cooed.
"You- you stay back!"
Not heeding her warning, Abbi kept moving back, squishing and flowing around Lucy.
"I said stay back!" Lucy shouted, her human-esque appearance reverting to her true angelic form, the radiant light shining from her hurting Abbi's eyes.
The demoness pulled away, hiding herself from the light. "Ow, ow, okay! I'll stop! Geez, no fun."
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Lucy meets Xaria and Violet. Who woulda thunk the dragon and angel knew each other?
"Oh, hey Xaria! How's it going?" Lucy asked, hugging the comparatively tiny dragon girl.
"Lucy! It's been so long!" Xaria hugged back, mostly just squeezing Lucy's boobs. Free from the hug, Xaria fixed her shirt. "Well, I got summoned by Gwen 'accidentally' awhile back and now I live with Violet! We actually have tons in common."
"That's great! I'm on a cultural exchange program. Learning about earth and the humans for a few decades."
"Wait, wait- where do you two know each other from?" Violet asked.
"This isn't my first exchange program, silly!" Lucy said, patting the short girl's head. "I spent a century or so in Boobalon, where Xaria is from. She was actually one of the girls I lived with for a bit."
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Lucy learns about V.S. angels
"Humans are so funny, sometimes," Lucy commented while she, Maddie, and Rose watched the Victoria's Secret fashion show. "Don't they know angels don't have wings in their humanoid form?"
"Most people prefer to think of angels as pretty, winged humans, not... whatever was going on in the bible," Rose teased.
"So you couldn't give yourself wings right now?" Maddie asked.
"Hmmm," Lucy thought. "I suppose I can try!" The angel's face contorted with her effort for a few seconds before the back of her t shirt was torn apart by huge, feathered wings. "Ha! I did it! Cool!"
"Nice!" Maddie congratulated while Rose silently tried to halt her libido in its tracks.
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Lucy has fun following around an earth animal
The redhead hid poorly behind a tree, trying to evade the notice of the squirrel she was trailing. "So interesting," she whispered to herself as she began crawling behind it as best she could with all her curves. She pulled out a pencil and notepad she'd borrowed from Portia. "Eats acorns," she mumbled while she wrote. "Buries some for unknown purposes. Reforestation?"
"Hey Lucy," Heidi whispered from beside the angel, laying on the ground after sneaking up on her. "Observing some forest critters, huh?"
"We don't have squirrels in heaven. I want to learn about them."
"I can teach you all about the fluffy woodland creatures around here, Luce. I'll follow you while you observe this one, though."
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Lucy wishes to accompany Portia on her casual date to learn about pre-romantic socialization.
"Lucy, do you wanna... do you wanna just hang out? We can go out and have fun together, you dork."
"That would be fantastic! Don't you have plans already though?"
"Eh," Portia shrugged. "It's another tinder date, so I'm not holding my breath for greatness. Let's do something together, Luce. Wanna go to an arcade?"
"Will there be other people there?"
"Mhmmm." "I shall observe them as well! Glorious!"
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After Portia's Tinder date went sour, Lucy asks if they could try recreating it, Portia could tell what went wrong and Lucy would do her best to remedy it.
"Hm, from my understanding of human romantic interactions, I would have said, 'Portia, you are so beautiful, I would love to grow old and have many children with you.' How's that?"
The alchemist laughed a little while rubbing the last tear from her eye, sitting on the first rung of the ladder up to her tower. "You're such a dork, Lucy."
"Thanks!" the angel responded, sitting cross-legged on the floor across from Portia. "Would you like to partake of some ice cream... or maybe nachos?"
"Either," Portia said. "Ugh, Lucy, why can't people on tinder be as cool as you?"
"My research so far has shown that most humans are unsure of how to interact with each other in ways that will garner a positive reaction."
"So... they're jerks?"
"Yup! Come on, Porsh, I will make the nachos, and we can go over this date of yours!" Lucy stood and pulled Portia to her feet.
"Lucyyyyy, it's past 1 am. I need to go to sleeeep..." "Okay, tomorrow then!"