*ring*

*ring*

*ring*

"Hello, Roadside Assistance? Yeah, I've had a bit of a breakdown."

"Yeah, I was just out jogging, and I felt my leg suddenly go pins-and-needles all over. I had enough time to slow down before it went limp completely."

"No, I didn't get hurt. I'm sitting down now. The leg came off just fine, but I can't get it back on."

"No, I don't really know what happened. I think I need to get it looked at. Can you send someone to the corner of 5th and Lexington?"

"My account number? Okay." *bip bip bip bip bip bip*

"Yeah, I need you to send a service person to 5th and Lexington."

"No, I know I don't have the extended service plan. Just the basic coverage."

"Oh, it doesn't? I can only get roadside with the extended plan?"

"Well, could you send a service person if I paid out of pocket?"

"You can? Good. How much would that run me?"

"Oh. Okay, then, I think I'll pass on that. Thanks anyway."

*click*

"Okay Google, can you give me directions to the nearest body shop?"

"How about one within hopping distance?"