And that's how we deal with housebreakers! (Okay, no, this is not how you deal with housebreakers. This is how you deal with imaginary purple housebreakers that bring all their own bondage gear.)<br /><br />Okay so, mad thing written in a couple of hours inspired by these fun deviations;<br /><br /><a href="https://www.deviantart.com/freyaknight/art/Only-thing-missing-is-you-924131353">www.deviantart.com/freyaknight&hellip;</a><br /><a href="https://www.deviantart.com/freyaknight/art/The-joys-of-denial-924141357">www.deviantart.com/freyaknight&hellip;</a><br /><br />Thank you very much to <span class="username-with-symbol u"><a class="u core_access username" href="https://www.deviantart.com/freyaknight" target="_self">FreyaKnight</a><span class="user-symbol core_access" data-quicktip-text="Core Member" data-show-tooltip="1" data-gruser-type="core_access"></span></span>&nbsp; for the inspiration, but also to <span class="username-with-symbol u"><a class="u regular username" href="https://www.deviantart.com/bondagelover2" target="_self">bondagelover2</a><span class="user-symbol regular" data-quicktip-text="" data-show-tooltip="" data-gruser-type="regular"></span></span> and <span class="username-with-symbol u"><a class="u core_plus username" href="https://www.deviantart.com/eronin15" target="_self">eronin15</a><span class="user-symbol core_plus" data-quicktip-text="Core Plus Member" data-show-tooltip="1" data-gruser-type="core_plus"></span></span> for being rubber-duckies for my mad ideas <img src="https://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" data-embed-type="emoticon" data-embed-id="391" title=":) (Smile)"/><br /><br />Also - may be continued...