A short piece inspired by the musings of SnoopingDetective , which can be found here; www.deviantart.com/snoopingdet…

Hence why the title is somewhat inaccurate... somewhat ;) I hope that this meets expectations SnoopingDetective , @DesertFox991 and jasereraser ? Let me know if there's anywhere in particular you wanted this story to go...

I'm sorry for the clunky mix of first person to second person, I couldn't work out how to do it properly. All feedback gratefully accepted :)