I don't write fanfiction. Not normally anyway. But I was bored one day and I wrote this. I've always wanted to write an episode of Doctor Who, especially since Moffat took over the writing and I effectively stopped watching the series. I'm sure Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi are wonderful actors, but it stopped being my Doctor. Maybe the newest Doctor will have more luck winning my affections, I don't know. Please forgive the male pronouns in this, it was written well before that change occurred, and no, having a female Doctor doesn't bug me.
If you're wondering who ZB and Lucy are, I have no idea. ZB stands for Zombie Boots, because I found the idea of a companion wearing New Rocks and trying to keep up with the Doctor hysterical.
I had so many visions for episodes that'll never see the light of day, but oh well, I hope you guys enjoy it
As I'll probably never get the chance to write an episode, i figured some-one should see it.