Because clearly, somewhere, somehow, some-one is making kinky sex gas. For reasons. 

Heavily inspired by this picture: takemydreams.deviantart.com/ar… and written in about 2 hours non-stop, so i apologise for any typos or inconsistencies.

Every-one's over 18 and volunteers. Of course. Because of kinky sex gas reasons.

(It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss...)