I know, I know, not one from any of my series, bad TMD! But at the same time... I was on facebook and there was a picture of a fit girl leaning against a supercar with the caption, 'would you have the girl or the car?' and I was there thinking, why couldn't you have both? After a while festering in my little mind, along with a certain fondness for abduction stories at the moment, this is what I came up with. Hope you like it anyway 
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