Gentlemen in Distress Contest Entry

Yeah, I kept meaning to write this, and then rethinking it and revising it, and therefore it's probably not as good as the original idea... but hey, it was nice just to sit down and write something that was a one-off and not part of a book... got entirely too many of them going on... O_O

Anyhoo, hope you enjoy it anyway, literally hot from my keyboard to your screen :) (and it needs some work, but hey).