A possible opening chapter to the novel that I have worked on for the past half year. Still needs editing. <br /><br />By the way, Paty is pronounced 'PAY-TEE', not PATTY. Paty hates that. Poor thing. She's had to deal with it her entire life. Don't even think about saying 'PATTY' in your head or you will find your brain locked in a cat box for the next twelve hours... and with a full bladder.<br /><br />Inspired by ::atfirstdawn::, I tried to use present tense in a small section.