Joel and his girlfriend Tiara are at her brother Todd's house telling him the story of how they ended up like this. 

Todd: Ok.. so how the hell did this happen to you guys?!
Joel: Well it's kind of a long story, we were having a great time at the park one day, having a picnic and then we saw a bunch of people running in our direction.

Tiara: Yea, all of them were just screaming like they saw an alien or something.
Joel: That's because it was basically an alien babe. The thing was a glowing, pink alien that weirdly looked like a kid with white hair or something.  

Todd: Wait-wait-wait, all that stuff is weird and everything but I'm more concerned that my SISTER is just A HEAD now. So can you guys just tell me how that happened.
Joel: Alright fine, we eventually got up and tried getting away too but the alien came up to me and said "You look like you need to be ahead of the game" and it just took my head off my body and made it disappear. 

Tiara: Then it just grabbed me by my hair and took my head off to and attached his head to my body.
Todd: Neither of you guys seemed creeped out by that in anyway!

Joel: Well at first we were very freaked out by it but it's been about a month now so were kind of used to it.
Tiara: Yea and its kind of hot seeing him with my body.

Todd: Ok then how do you eat, or go to the bathroom?
Tiara: I can still eat but the food somehow goes into my stomach still and Joel gets full and has to go to the bathroom but I don't.

Joel: Mhm, that part is still weird but we make it work.
Todd: Wow...Ya'know I think I'm just gonna do down stairs and drink some coffee so I can somehow delete this from my mind. Do you guys want any?... if you still drink that sort of thing.