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In a Zoom videoconference, Dr. Alex Thompson appeared on screen with a forced smile, but in place of his eyes were two enormous breasts that jiggled slightly with every head movement. His colleagues, Dr. Sarah Jenkins and Dr. Mike Roberts, stared in horrified disbelief as they discussed the experimental lactation-boosting drug meant for nursing women—which Alex had tested on himself.

"Holy cow, Alex, what happened to you?" Sarah exclaimed, covering her mouth. "You look... well, not like yourself!"

Alex chuckled, his "breast-eyes" bouncing cheerfully. "Oh, this? Just a minor glitch with our milk-enhancer. I self-tested to speed things up, and voilà! But don't worry, team—we're busting our butts to fix the side effects. Imagine the perks: now I can 'see' the world from a whole new female perspective!"

Mike, struggling to stay composed, nodded. "Uh, sure... but can you even work like that?"

"Absolutely!" Alex replied optimistically. "Just avoid squeezing your eyes too hard. On to the trial data?" The meeting pressed on amid nervous laughs and frantic notes.