"So, babe, I've been meaning to ask you something..."

"Shoot."

"What's with the cutouts of hot women in the spare closet?"

"You mean the spare closet in the spare bedroom? The always locked spare bedroom? That one?"

"Hey, I'm not asking about the lock, you do you, but I am curious about the cutouts."

"And you got in there to see them... How?"

"A girl has her ways. I didn't find your porn stash or anything, just the cutouts, so don't worry."

"Wow... I like you, so I was going to tell you about that collection eventually, but... Just casually picking a lock, I assume, and acting like it's no big deal?"

"Well, we've been together for a while now... I got curious about what my boyfriend is hiding."

"And you don't even apologise for doing it."

"Whoa, you're actually way angrier than I thought... Okay. Let me make it up to you."

"And how will you do that?"

"First: I'm sorry."

"Good start, if you mean it."

"I'll prove I do. Second: I'm yours to command. I know you like being in control, so I'm your little sex puppet until you're satisfied. But I do want to know what those cutouts are all about."

"... Get on the bed, and take a cute pose. I'll be right back."

"You got it babe. Will this do?"

"Looks good. Hold still..."

I'm right here and he leaves? Did I go too far trying to get make up sex?

"Back. Smile!"

"What is" that? Wait... I can't talk. What did he do? He was carrying a white board... Oh no!

"And now you know the secret of the cutouts. Welcome to my girlfriend collection. Though maybe it's more accurate to say my sex puppet collection. I can store you as a flat drawing, and restore you whenever I want to have some fun with you, then put you back on the board."

Babe, why would I fuck you after you pull this shit?

"Don't believe me, I'm sure. None of you do at first. Let me restore you..."

What's he doing, he's reaching for my crotch? Will I even fee"eeee ooooooooh, don't stop keep that finger there babe."

"Feels good huh? I'll keep going, but you be a good cutout and promise to get back on your board when I'm done."

"Anything, babe. Oh yes. Keep going... I'm just a flat cutout for you, just make me feel good."