"Welcome to the DollMe booth, are you enjoying the convention so far? We can assure you the lovely ladies in our booth are having the time of their synthetic lives.

Feel free to touch! The dolls won't mind at all. If you'd like some private time with any of them, we can arrange that for a small fee.

Oh! You're interested in joining them. Will this be a convention only conversion, or will some lucky person be taking you home?"