"I'm sorry. I couldn't stand the thought of my illness getting the better of me. I've taken the aliens up on their offer of being a sex toy to help with their overpopulation. They're making me like them, inorganic, immune to the disease that would have made me waste away. That my life will revolve around pleasure from this point on is just a bonus. I'll be fully plasticized soon. Goodbye my friend, unless you want to join me?"<br /><br /><br />Image made with Wombot AI