"A week ago I was trying on some clothing in that fitting room back there. Now, for the right price, customers can try <i>me</i> on back there."<br /><br />"What? Angry? Not at all! I get to show off my beauty, that will never fade now, and have fun with lots of paying customers."<br /><br />"I've seen you looking at me in the window. Grease my plastic palm and you can have me in any form you wish..."<br /><br /><br />Image made with Wombot AI