Why the owner bought this of a ditz a mannequin from a clothing store to work here I'll never figure out. She keeps freezing up in the middle of making a drink, and then I'm left to clean up the mess while she gets to just be a pretty object. I want my display time too and she's cutting into it!  And even when she manages to finish a drink it tastes terrible! She forgets one step or another and just turns out brown water rather than a delicious drink.

Bah, the sooner I get her trained the better, though maybe the owner should just sell her off and transform another pretty regular. I worked out well didn't I?

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