You should have stayed away. Instead you chose to keep hitting on my fiancee, even doing it right in front of me. You're lucky he showed no interest in you or you might be suffering a very different fate right now.
You also shouldn't have joined my bridal party. Did you think I was being nice? Killing you with kindness? Well now you know if was all a set-up to get you here with me. I knew you wouldn't be able to resist looking for every little flaw on a dress shopping trip, so I didn't have any worries about you saying no.
And now here you are, just another display piece for the shop thanks to a deal I cut with the owner. Thanks for paying for my dress by the way!
Oh, and don't worry about getting bored. The owner has vibrating stands for mannequins like you, and she says that after about a week on one of those you'll be nothing but a pretty piece of plastic. I don't know if that means you'll fade away, or if you'll just think like a mannequin, but I don't really care either.
Ta-ta!