I think something is wrong with the costume I bought here. I'm feeling kinda strange and it almost feels like it's too small around my breasts, even though it fit perfectly when I bought it.<br /><br />What? Let them out? I don't want to get kicked out of the con!<br /><br />They don't kick merchandise out? What do you mean?<br /><br />Okay fine, I'll take them out and look.<br /><br />Why are they so big! And... shiny? And they feel good to touch.<br /><br />What? That's how all doll boobs look? Oh, that makes sense. Wait, no it doesn't! I'm not a doll!<br /><br />You're right. I do have doll boobs. So... Am I a doll? I don't think I am.<br /><br />Oh? Go stand next to those dolls on display and see if it feels right? Hmm... Fine.<br /><br />Huh, holding a pose is easier than I thought. Maybe I really am a doll.<br /><br />...<br /><br />Please play with dolly.<br /><br /><br />Image made with WombotAI