Hey, got a minute to talk?
You've been doing a lot of good for this place since you joined, and the boss lady says it's time to let you in on a secret. See my friend here?
Yes, she's a fuck-doll. She's also my friend. Works over in marketing, and we go out for lunch sometimes, when we're not on our backs or knees in some executives office anyway.
Yes, I said we. Look at us, we're to gorgeous to be real right? Well we're not. Any woman in the company that looks like us is a living lovedoll, and now we're available for your use.
Need some stress relief after a meeting like this? Send a message and one of us will come.
Oh, and my friend here is your new assistant. She'll change back and introduce herself on the way to your office. Then she's all yours. Keep up the good work!
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