"Shoot! That last customer kept me too late and now I can't get my pants off."<br /><br />"Don't worry, this happens all the time with new inventory."<br /><br />"Inventory? I'm an employee!"<br /><br />"Are you starting your shift or ending it?"<br /><br />"Ending, I'm getting changed to go home. You know that"<br /><br />"And where is your home?"<br /><br />"That's a silly question, we spent the night together in the store window!"<br /><br />"And why would employees be in the window?"<br /><br />"Because that's where mannequins like us live when we're not at work! You're being weird today."<br /><br />"Whatever. Finish changing back and I'll make sure you're ready for display. I'm on night shift so I'll join you after closing."<br /><br />"Thanks!"<br /><br />Image made with WombotAi