"This is how I avoid trouble with the wife for banging my secretaries. Just be thankful your skills are top notch so I only had a copy made."
"I know what it is! I'm upset you went with a copy!"
"... Finish your projects by the end of the day and head to HR for a promotion. Let them know I need another new secretary while you're there."
"On it boss!"
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