"We're finally married honey! And I have a surprise I've been keeping from you. Remember a year ago when I first met you and you were wearing this dress? Of course you do, your life changed that day when I brought you home. Well, today we're moving back into your old place! The store owner says she'll let us live there rent free when we're not working!
What will I do you ask? Join you in the window of course! I had the owner clean this dress with a special chemical, I've been turning into plastic since I put it on. In about an hour I'll be as perfect as you are.
We'll always be displayed as a pair, and our owner will thaw us out once a week so we can consummate our marriage. I love you honey."
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