Congratulations to those of you still able to move, the five of you have been selected to be booth babes at our upcoming convention. To you girls finding yourselves rather stiff: the company has decided that while you are all beautiful, your personalities just didn't work for someone who has to interact with potential customers. As mannequins we will still be able to utilize your beauty to advertise our products and you won't jeopardize any sales be being, well... yourselves. We'll change you all back at the end of the convention, until then try and enjoy yourselves; we'll be placing you on vibrating support rods to help with that by the way.