It’s been been three months since you first met Courtney at that Starbucks and the two of you have actually started dating, you’ve loved Courtney, she’s loved you, it was a good time had by all. But now it’s the big night, the night where she‘s finally going to get intimate in your own bedroom, sure you did make out with Courtney on the night you first met, but there was no actual sex. And there she is, walking right through your door, she’s wearing big brown socks and a long sleeve shirt that looks too big on her. “Hey babe! Got the sonic knife ready?“ you say yes as you fiddle with the thing in your fingers “Of course you do, my man’s always prepared, just like when we first met” she says as she leans her head on the side of the bed.

”Annnnd… NOW BABE!”

SHHNK!

You‘ve done it again, you’ve sliced Courtney‘ head off and she let out a big moan as you did. Her body stands up, it pats on the bed very timidly before rubbing the spot where her neck used to be, it takes a few steps back, then it finally reads the room and seductively puts it‘s arm near its crotch. ”Wow, you were right honey, I do look good in this angle!” “I’ve changed my mind, you look good in every angle” you say as the body slowly takes off its pants to reveal its thighs. You pick up Courtney and proceed to make out with her, your tongues having a climatic battle to end the ages, the body feels the battle too and starts getting horny, it’s decided to join in as it quietly runs to the bed with the back of its fists on its shoulders but accidentally trips onto the bed, it crawls towards you and stands on its knees. ”Well! It looks like someone‘s decided to join in on the fun” Courtney says as the body takes its shirts off to reveal a bra that looks to be the same green as the apron she was wearing when you first met.

I‘ll let you horny bastards envision the the rest

the end

I don’t know who originally mad this, but I found it on here: 1s0g4sh1kun41