SHHNK! THUD!

Your’e brimming with excitement and hornines, so happy you think you might pass out, but… you’ve realized what you’ve just done. You’ve just used a tool meant for the users own horny desires, on a woman you haven’t had a romantic interest in let alone met for five minutes! You feel ashamed you let your lust get the best of you, but to your surprise, she seems nonchalant about the situation. “Ahh, well this wasn’t on my bingo card today“ She says. As you decide to look up at her, you see her decapitated body, frantically and clumsily wobbling around in distress looking for it‘s head, which was just on its left cheek on the left side of the counter. You keep loudly whispering “imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry“ as you leave through the door, Then she yells out “Hey!” You turn around, terrified at the all the scolding you’re going to endure, you brace yourself. “Is it weird that I’m kind of, sort of, into this?” You walk back up to the counter, confused but also relieved. Your stupid blabbermouth mutters a “ yeah heh heh, me too.” Your’e both flustered, staring awkwardly at each other while the barista’s body accidentally knocks over some cups. You say “ I’m just gonna… go.” Just as you open the door, she, to your surprise, starts… giggling?! I like a guy who knows what I like“ she says in a now more flirtatious tone. Suddenly you start getting excited again, excited that this gorgeous specimen has taken interest in you. Her body appears to have calmed down now and she seems to have full control of it, despite the two being separated. She walks her body out of the small kitchen area, grabs her head by the hair and a paralyzed you by your hands. She holds her head up to yours and gives you a kiss on the nose. “The name’s Courtney, come with me to the kitchen” she says. “Let’s have some fun together, just try not to lose your head! 🤭🤭🤭”

the end

I don’t know who originally made this image but I found it on here: 1s0g4sh1kun41