One late night at 9:00pm you decide that you’re up for some Starbucks tonight your‘e not expecting much just a quick trip for some coffee.

But to your utter shock you find a woman in brown blonde hair and eyes, she’s the only other person there, her curvaceous build and mighty tits start putting you in a trance and… wait, she’s only in her apron ?!

You ask her why exactly shes dressed like this, she says,

 “some weirdo managed to sneak in and steal all my clothes while I was sleeping on the job and this was all that was available at the workplace.”

You cant believe what you just heard, but you have an even harder time believing what you’re seeing, this angelic, partially clothed goddess of sheer beauty staring right at you, with a bloody nose and dirty mind you reach for the sonic knife in your pocket.

”Oh right! I almost forgot, welcome to Starbucks what can I- say, what are you gonna do with that sonic kni-

SHHNK! THUD!

Your’e brimming with excitement and ecstasy, so happy you think you might pass out, but… you’ve realized what you’ve just done.

You’ve just used a tool meant for the users own lustfull desires, on a woman you haven’t had a romantic interest in let alone met for five minutes!

You feel ashamed you let your lust get the best of you, but to your surprise, she seems nonchalant about the situation.

“Ahh, well this wasn’t on my bingo card today“

As you decide to look up at her, you see her decapitated body, frantically and clumsily wobbling around in distress looking for it‘s head, which was just on its left cheek on the left side of the counter. You keep loudly whispering “imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry“ as you leave through the door,

“Hey!”

You turn around, terrified at the all the scolding you’re going to endure, you brace yourself.

 “Is it weird that I’m kind of, sort of, into this?”

You walk back up to the counter, confused but also relieved. Your stupid blabbermouth mutters that you agree.

Your’e both flustered, staring awkwardly at each other while the barista’s body accidentally knocks over some cups.

You say that you should just go.

Just as you open the door, she, to your surprise, starts… giggling?!

“I like a guy who knows what I like“

She takes on a more flirtatious tone.

Suddenly you start getting excited again, excited that this gorgeous goddess has taken interest in you.

Her body appears to have calmed down now and she seems to have full control of it, despite the two being separated.

She walks her body out of the small kitchen area, grabs her head by the hair as well as a paralyzed you by your hands. She holds her head up to yours and gives you a kiss on the nose.

“The name’s Courtney, come with me to the kitchen” she says. “Let’s have some fun together, just try not to lose your head!”

The two of you proceed to make out, with prosperous futures ahead of you.

The End