"Disclaimer, no characters under 18 were harm in the making. This is also a collab between quad2 and ChenMango."

One day, the little eggplant servant Mash went to visit her master’s room, hoping that her master will be responsible this time. The purple haired girl looked optimistic as she skipped towards the door and opened it casually.

“Senpai! Will you actually play the story today?” Mash asked before her mouth dropped. “Senpai?”

“Eh… maybe later. I have a friend over.” Gudako said.

“Hello, Ms. Kyrielight.” roared a monstrous being.

“Uh…hello? My name is Mash Kyrielight, and who might this be?” Mash asked.

“Oh. I just call him Fu’up-chan.” Gudako screeched.

“How do you do?”

“What brings you here?” Mash questioned.

“We met on Tinder, and he mentioned stuff on gacha for cheap. I couldn’t say no to that!” Gudako said.

“I have been looking for friends who are into FGO and do not fear my presence.”

“I don’t see any problems with him.” Gudako agreed.

“Well then, I was going to invite your master to my domain. Would you like to come?”

“I guess?” Mash said while blushing.

“Very well! Into the rabbit hole we go!”

In a dark void, the monstrous friend towered over the two Chaldean heroes as they saw nothing but darkness and the color black. This did not phase Gudako at all while Mash could only whimper in fear and stayed close to her senpai. Though Gudako blushed at the closeness of her little eggplant servant.

“Now then! This is how I sometimes roll gacha. Just say these unholy words and four servants of pretty high rarity will appear.”

“Jgjdfgohrjiodfgioajiagjidjiajiajiernoewdndfnfodoidofanddfdfofdonjenjfodoifododgjfgoff”

Suddenly the head of Minamoto no Raikou appeared before the three as she opened her eyes and smiled. The head looked around and searched for the one who summoned her. She gazed at Fuup-chan and said.

“Hello, my dear Mage, Servant, Saber...oh? Huh? I am not a Saber...oh dear. Erm…I seem to be a Berserker and without a body…” Raikou said.

“Actually, this little abomination is your master.”

“Yay! A five star waifu!” Gudako cheered.

“Indeed I am! But only one part of a whole being though.” Raikou lamented.

“She is only a head for the time being, but rest assured she will be whole after I execute a specific plan. A small price to pay I say, as the head will retain her best qualities but with a different body.”

“If I may…I would like a more modest, yet fit body. My old one is beautiful and motherly, but it can be a burden.” Raikou said.

“We will arrange that. Now then, just speak in the language as I had before with slight adjustments and you can summon more disembodied servants. Then we can find some bodies.”

“Aghiaornrdxijdncnornoerijodjijfknnndoajifladoseloredffdnoesdlndi reer,” Gudako said.

Before Gudako, three more disembodied heads appeared before her. One of them was a guaranteed five star, while the other two were four stars. The first one had horns of a demon, it was none other than Shuten Douji. The second one has long, luscious purple hair with a shy personality, it was the Alter Ego; Passionlip! Last but not least, it’s the infamous loli, Kuro von Einzbern!

“What the hell?” Kuro whined.

“I’m more vulnerable than before!” Passionlip cried. “Please use me.”

“My my, I never thought this day would come.” Shuten said. “I was summoned when my head was lopped off.”

“A small warning. Some of these servants will sound off. You may notice in time.”

“Ara ara, it’s you again.” Raikou said. “I guess I will have to kill you.”

The milf head attempted to headbutt the oni, while Shuten only giggled and headbutted back. The two floating heads kept at it over and over with no signs of stopping. Everyone only stared at the two fighting heads, but Kuro and Passionlip were more concerned over their current state.

“Master! Kissu!” Kuro whined as she puckered her lips.

“Why do you get a kiss?” Passionlip argued.

“Girls, you are all not what I truly want.” Gudako said. “Truly, I wanted exclusively Saber faces, but I guess you four will have to do!”

“They are valuable and limited servants though. Heck! Kuro is a limited free welfare servant.” Mash remembered.

“Yeah! I’m pretty meta too!” Kuro boasted. “Especially for a four star.”

“Whatever! Let’s get them their bodies!” Gudako declared.

“That reminds me, I had some errands involving getting revenge against a certain group of girls. Perhaps their bodies will do.”

“Sure, whatever.” Gudako said.

“MASTER!” Kuro cried loudly.

“Master!” Passionlip whined as well.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

“Okay everyone! We shall now begin Literature Club activities!”

“Yaaay! I can’t wait to see what everyone’s written this time!”

“Tah, don’t think your poems will be better than mine!”

“Cease your derogatory tone right this instant, pipsqueak.”

In order, Monika, Sayori, Natsuki, and Yuri had gotten set up at the Literature Club and were about ready to start.

“Now then, who would like to go first?” Monika asked.

“Hold on a moment, I believe you may have forgotten somebody~”

*fwoosh!*

“Kyaaah!! What’s going on?!?” Sayori yelped in fear.

“Oh, don’t you worry about it~ I’m simply making the room more atmospheric for what I wish to do~”

The clubroom lost all light coming in from the windows, and was instead replaced with an ever-present feeling of fright.

“H-Hang on a minute!! T-T-That creepy voice…it couldn’t be…!” Natsuki cried out.

“Mhm~ the one and only…”

“IT’S THE HORRIFIC ELDRITCH BEING!!!” Yuri shouted in realization.

“Bingo! I’m so happy that somebody remembered!”

*vrrrmm!*

Inflicting some code-bending powers, Fu’up-Chan was able to freeze the Dokis' bodies in place!

“No way, that’s impossible! I could have sworn we got rid of the tome for good!” Monika raggedly breathed.

“Oh no no~ Can’t you remember what happened when you broke free of my final machination all that time ago?”

“Uhhhh…it’s kind of been a bit, can I phone a friend?” Sayori inquired.

“In case you haven’t noticed, WE’RE ON THE VERGE OF DEATH AGAIN RIGHT NOW!” Natsuki angrily strained her voice.

“Must you be so loud? If I recall, after we got back to normal the tome vanished without a trace, and no one knows where it went…” Yuri explained.

“Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner~”

*crick!* *snap!* *pop!*

Off went the Doki’s heads!

“NOOOOO!!! I DON’T WANT TO BE A PRISONER OF THAT HELLSCAPE AGAIN!” The brown haired girl teared up.

“Shhh, it’s okay~ This time will be less scary~ I promise!”

“That’s a lie because you have me!” Gudako said.

“Hmm?~ You weren’t supposed to reveal yourself so early in the plan!”

“Whoops,” Gudako shrugged. “I couldn’t half-ass myself to care.”

“Who’s that weird orange haired kid?” Sayori wondered.

“Hey! That’s Ritsuka Fujimaru, she’s one of the masters in Fate/Grand Order! How the Hell can she exist in real life?” Natsuki shouted.

“The actual protagonist? You insult me!” Gudako scolded. “That man is a loser compared to me!”

“A better question is how YOU out of all people knew that?” Yuri furrowed her brow.

“Hrrgh…would you girls quick your bickering and come along with me to my house?” Fu-up-Chan grew irked by the improvisation they were forced to enact.

*flick!*

Whisking away from the clubroom and into the deep dark maw of the void, the Doki’s heads teleported away!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

“Oh my, these bodies look so lovely~” Raikou said. “I’ll finally have some hands to strangle a certain oni here.”

“Who are these weirdos? They look alien!” Monika raged.

“I get to drink some booze and I’ll know where it will go.” Shuten said. “Not that it matters.”

“Kids like you shouldn’t drink alcohol! That’s illegal!” Yuri complained.

“But I’m not really a kid…or am I?” Shuten mocked.

“Sweet! I get to be in high school!” Kuro said.

“Gah! It’s bad manners to hijack someone else’s body! At least last time it was only within my friend circle!” Sayori closed her eyes and pouted.

“I prefer my old body…” Passionlip said.

“YOUR BODY IS EVEN MORE OF A COW’S THAN YURI’S IS, AND THAT’S SAYING SOMETHING!” Natsuki sneered.

“Are you referring to my body in purple, or the one with the claws?” Raikou asked.

“SILENCE.”

*shackle!*

Fu’up-Chan restrained the Dokis and FGO girls alike.

“Lady Raikou, you may go first.”

“Why thank you. I’ll pick the lady like one.” Raikou said.

The floating head went towards Monika’s body and attached itself onto the body. The sensation of having hands and legs rushed towards her mind as she looked down and fell face forward. It’s as if the new body’s shape was foreign to her.

“Oh my, I was so used to my previous figure that I forgot that this body lacks those features.” Raikou said.

“And what do you mean by THAT, huh?” Monika grumpily murmured.

“My apologies dear.” Raikou said. “Your body is just so different.”

“Me next! Me next!” Kuro cheered. “I’ll take the not so small one!”

Kuro floated towards Sayori’s body and had her head plopped onto her neck. The loli shook her head a bit before stretching her body side to side to get used to it. The loli then felt Sayori’s breasts to get an idea about her new body.

“Tee hee… these are pretty small.” Kuro said.

“Don’t be such a meanie head! I’m a perfectly average high school girl!”

“Kyah hah hah~ Maybe to you, but in my universe girls of your size are hardly worth the dust your shoes scuff up~”

“You don’t even match the skin tone!”

“I shall take the large body if you don’t mind.” Shuten said.

“Feel free.”

The oni head went towards Yuri’s body as she floated a bit higher to reach Yuri's height. Her head landed onto the body as she felt a large sense of ecstasy. The oni looked towards Yuri’s floating head to get a reaction out of her. Grinning at the sight of Yuri being frightened.

“Eek!” Yuri squealed.

“I thought so… fu fu,” Shuten giggled, licking her new human hands seductively. “Such slender fingers, you’re secretly no slouch in the beauty department, aren’t you?”

“A-Ah! I’m not sure I should consider that a compliment at the present moment…”

“I guess I’ll take the useless looking one.” Passionlip sighed as she levitated to Natsuki’s body.

“HEY!” Natsuki cried.

Passionlip’s head attached onto Natsuki’s body and held onto her head to fix it straight. The servant then looked at her hands and realized that they were not giant claws.

“My hands! Does this mean I’m normal now?” Passionlip asked.

“I wouldn’t say that.” Kuro said.

“We are still servants. Just our appearance might be different,” Raikou explained as she was choking Shuten.

“Oya oya, you still want to mess with me even if these are not our bodies?” Shuten mocked.

“Just as long as you are dead.” Raikou said.

“In that case…HAH!” Freeing herself from Raikou’s clutches, Shuten then shoved the mature lady’s face in between her new chest.

“Gwa har har! Well? How do you like it there? They’re not Passionlip sized or even you sized, but they should be enough to knock out an inferior being like you!”

“Hmph!” Raikou miffed.

“Alright, it’s you Dokis turn!”

“Dokis?” Monika wondered.

“This time Sayori will go first, then Yuri, then Natsuki, and then Monika.”

“Oh boy…uh…if I’ve got dibs then…” Sayori said nervously. “I’ll go with the oni’s body!”

“Really?” Shuten asked. “How sweet of you.”

“It’s small but pretty!” Sayori said as she suddenly found her own head on Shuten’s body.

“Wowzers! Such a beautiful kimono! I’m glad I got to choose such a wonderful body!”

“Feh! You’ve just lost your humanity, fool.”

“Doh! I didn’t think that far ahead!”

“I guess it’s my turn… oh dear… the options are really nice.” Yuri stuttered.

“Pick my old body, you know you want it.” Kuro joked.

“Feel free to skip my body.” Passionlip said.

Yuri looked at Passionlip with a sense of guilt. Without saying anything, she had an idea of which body she wanted. Her head suddenly disappeared in a flash, only to reappear on top of Passionlip’s body!

“It’s not that bad.” Yuri said. “In fact…I feel pretty good about it!”

“You’re lying!” Passionlip objected.

“No! I’m serious!” Yuri argued while cupping Passionlip’s breasts. Though the claws ripped some of the fabric on her clothes.

While Yuri and Passionlip argued about their insecurities, the floating heads of Natsuki and Monika only watched from afar as there were only two bodies left. Natsuki glared at Monika before looking back at the bodies.

“You know what? I’ll take the milf body.” Natsuki said.

“What? No! Don’t leave me alone with the loli!” Monika cried.

“Sorry! I’m not going to be small again!” Natsuki said as her head appeared on Raikou’s body.

“Be sure to take good care of my body, okay?” Raikou said.

“Oh, I will!” Natsuki chuckled as she held onto her new boobs.

“You must really like them, don’t you?” Raikou giggled.

“Hell yeah I do!” Natsuki answered.

“Very big and plump. But you must still make sure it is still fit!” Raikou reminded Natsuki.

“Yeah yeah, whatever.” Natsuki said.

“Don’t you whatever me, young lady! This is my body we are talking about.” Raikou said.

“Great! That means I’m stuck with the smallest one.” Monika whined.

“You could be stuck as a floating head.”

“You know what? Fine! I would rather have no body than having a loli body!” Monika said.

“Just this once, I’ll be nice to you and say that this body is open for you anytime.”

“Screw you!” Monika scorned.

“You know, that’s just cold. Even more so than the chilling depressive thoughts this body is making me feel…” Kuro said.

“Zip it, brat!” Monika said.

“Hey, uhh, little miss Oni; hope your body really likes sweet things cause that’s what I’d like to do from now on!” Sayori mentioned.

“If I’m able to savor sake of all kinds without even so much as a scratch on my liver, then chances are you may eat whatever gluttonous snacks you’d like without worry. I know I certainly will~”

“Grrgh! Ruining my perfect body all because you want to indulge yourself in junk food! If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re doing a very convincing Natsuki impression.” Yuri huffed.

“Hah, serve a holstein like you right! At least I’m at a level where I can still walk without being unable to see my own shapely legs!” Natsuki chided the newly bovine bookworm.

“Guys! We’re all in this weird situation together! Why don’t we just all go home and think about our next plan of action?” Sayori pleaded.

“I’m afraid all of you will be with your new master for the foreseeable future.”

“I was hoping for that.” Raikou smiled.

“I don’t want to be stuck with that chibi!” Monika pouted.

“Aww, no need to be angry Monika-chan. I will take good care of all of you!” Gudako chuckled from afar. “By that, I mean use you all for gacha purposes or just ignore you!”

More darkness covered the servants and Dokis as they could only see black. When things did clear up, all the girls huddle up in what appeared to be a white room. All while Gudako and Mash were close to the door.

“Now what?” Kuro asked.

“Hmm…get out of my room!” Gudako ordered.

With that, all eight of the girls were kicked outside of the room. They heard moans and groans from Mash and Gudako behind closed doors, doing whatever unholy nonsense one could only shudder to imagine.

“I’ll just go have a drink.” Shuten said.

“Hold on! That’s my body you’re wasting!” Yuri cried.

“Think I can join?” Sayori asked.

“The more the merrier, I say.” Shuten giggled.

“Oh no you don’t! That body you have is under 21, and Sayori-San is also under 21.” Raikou noted.

“Ignore her, dear. She’s just an old wrinkly pair of windbags. Although, I can’t say she has bags to speak of now.” Shuten assured Sayori.

“Sure.” Sayori said.

“I kind of want to get a feel for this body.” Natsuki chuckled while cupping her new breasts.

“Perhaps I can help?” Raikou offered.

“Please do!” Natsuki accepted.

“I’ll just scare some folks with my new body!” Kuro cheered as she went off to who knows where.

“(Look at those women with their nice bottoms and bouncy boobs. God, I’m actually kind of jealous.)” Monika thought to herself. “(I wonder if…hmm…perhaps…)” The bodiless babe put some floating hair up to her chin, debating her options and concocting an awful scheme…

What could Monika be plotting? How will the Dokis adjust to their new bodies? Find out next time whenever we feel like showing it!