We see a girl with twin tails holding onto her chest. Looking sad for how flat they look. All while looking over materials on her phone or magazines of girls with big tits. Disclaimer, the actress is over 18 years old!

“Are you tired of feeling flat?”

The girl nodded in shame.

“Sick of looking at girls who seem better than you?”

The girl looked at the screen as if the narrator, such as I, was looking at her. She looked desperate as if I had the answer and I did.

“Are you even tired of people trying to comfort you but their words don’t change the fact that you are flat?”

The girl nodded much more as she then grew impatient with a pouty look at me. I might as well introduce the product to her.

“Introducing, the Meloner!”

The product was a vacuum like device with two pairs of suction cups on each side. Thanks to our editing staff, it glowed like gold and spun slowly to show itself off.

“The Meloner is made from the latest advancements of technology and in no way was made by a scientist that was petty over her breast size. It has many features in altering your breasts.”

Many images were displayed of the many functions of the meloner. Some include girls with bigger breasts, girls with BIG breasts, breasts with plenty of milk, small breasts for girls that need to lose weight, and so on.

“These include changing breast size, extracting milk in a more drinkable and nutritious form, exchanging sizes, and more!”

We then show two girls who showed off their body, clothed though. One of them had pretty large breasts while the other had small breasts. The two had the Meloner plugged onto the suction cup to demonstrate how it works.

“Simply plug your melons into the suction cup, set the options on desired outcome, and start!”

The ladies set to reverse before pressing the red button. The Meloner started running as there was a quick humming sound before it stopped. During the humming, the girl with the large breasts has her deflate like a balloon while the flat chest girl has her blow up like a ball. When the ladies got themselves out of the device, their breast sizes were different.

“Not only that, you can make it even fair as well with the equalizer option!”

The girls plugged themselves in but this time with the option I suggested. When they finished once again, they showed to the camera that their breasts are now the same size.

“It’s simple and quick to get your desired outcome. Just plug, set, and go!”

We then showed one satisfied customer of a woman with short hair and large breasts. She kept jiggling and caressing her boobs as if she wanted to brag.

“I used to look so small and frail. Someone that people look down on,” the woman said as kept giggling. “But thanks to the Meloner, I got to fatten up my babies! Especially with the extra formula to increase my boobs without an extra friend.”

“As she said, we offer our extra formula if you want to increase your boobs without extra help!”

We then show some bags of powder on the side next to the Meloner. However, it was all part of an extra deal.

“For a limited time only, we offer not two, not four, but ten bags of our formula along with the Meloner! Our normal deal offers five bags so that’s double than normal!”

The price then showed $69.99! Totally not meant as a joke!

“All of this for $69.99! But wait, there’s more! We also include pamphlets for the science of all of this from Dr. Barry Smol on her research on breast size and the benefits of the Meloner. Plus a t-shirt that is fit for any size!”

The phone number showed up and a list of last minute information was added before we ended this ad.

“Call today! Batteries not included! Meloner Inc. is not responsible for any mishaps from the machine if used irresponsibly. Only 18 years or up may use this device. You will need to sign a contract before we finalize all purchases for the Meloner. Especially in stores. Blah blah blah blah blah!”