“Yo! Marcy Valdez here with my first blog! With a special twist…”

The camera zoomed out to reveal that I’m just a cute disembodied head. Dark skin with dyed pink spikey hair with red dyed tips in a high ponytail. My canine fangs glistened to the camera as I smiled.

“Yep! I’m only ten pounds!” I said. “But seriously, I kind of wanna show off my lack of body. With that out of the way, I guess I’ll tell you a bit of myself and then myself as a head.”

I gave a winked at the camera before transitioning to the next part.

“I’m a professional graphic artist for companies with some commissions as a side gig. I just started blogging today since I wanted to try something new! And yes I do have a body. I just choose not to have one now.”

My eyes went looking at my nose before looking at the camera. I admit that I needed time to remember what I got to tell the audience.

“You might be wondering how am I alive? In my case, I just have the talent for it. There are many other reasons people like me lose their heads. There’s the classic curse or magic item that decapitates you. Science managed to preserve your head. You might be a ghost or a dullahan. Shout out to my dullahan fans out there!”

A small border appeared beside me to show a mini pic of a dullahan. Said pic moved up and down as if I was shaking some keys.

“I assure you, I legit just got the ability to just pop my head off one day and I went with it,” I said. “Now you might be thinking of some rules I follow. That’s fair since there are things to address. I personally think I’m a special case for many reasons.”

My body appeared and picked me up and showed off where the neck part of my head should be. There was nothing but skin there, no scars or traces of me being sliced off.

“I’m not the gory type of head and I don’t follow the typical rules. Such as how I am capable of eating but I don’t need to. Or how I can find a way to not swallow water when drowning. Trust me, I tried.”

My body placed me back on the table that I sat on previously and brushed my hair a bit. There were some on my face and I was glad it was out of the way.

“A lot of that mostly just revolves on whether I feel like it or not. If I wanna swallow, I gotta will myself to do so and vice versa. I’m lucky I get to talk despite my lack of neck. Some heads are not so fortunate due to the lack of a neck or lungs,” I said. “Thank goodness for some magic and me not following neck logic all the time.”

My body picked me up once more and attached me on her neck. I then detached but this time added some extra neck to myself. I held myself towards the camera and had it take a good look at my neck.

“I got this side thing where I can add as much neck as I want when losing my head. I usually add some neck when I want to sit straight. Otherwise, I go neckless,” I said.

I attached my head back on my body and detached myself to be neckless again. This time, I had my body tucked under her arm. My body then gave my nose a small boop before I gotta continue the blog.

“Now you wonder how can I enjoy having no body. Do I have complete control over my bod?” Probably. In my case, I just think of something and my body does it. Some heads I know had to imagine themselves with bodies. Others just have bodies with minds of their own. My case is more of a middle ground,” I said.

I took some time to think and remembered what I should explain. “Oh right. I like being bodiless mostly due to how I get to be something different. I can be whole one day. Bodliess another. And carrying my head around for other days. It also feels nice to just sit around and do nothing. There’s also the closed door reason but I don’t feel like getting demonetized.”

I placed myself back on my table since I’m the main star of this channel. No offense to my hot body.

“Look forward to my new videos in the future and see my head do stuff,” I said. “See ya!”